To make everyone on the planet want to be your best friend; to redefine what it means to be perfect; to pretend to be a chopstick walrus in front of the paparazzi

For most of us, the urge to use your chopsticks as makeshift walrus tusks is one that is coached out of us by societal norms, even though it never quite goes away. Now, though, we have a feeling restaurants are going to be seeing a lot more pretend walruses.

Walking is difficult; walking up stairs in a ball gown to accept an Academy Award is even tougher. Thankfully, Lawrence gave us the perfect way to play off any spills of our own: “No, I didn’t just fall. It’s just my Jennifer Lawrence impression.”

You want to tease her about tripping up the stairs? She’ll make fun of you right back. Ask a dumb question? She’ll jokingly flip you off. Expecting pre-rehearsed sound bites? Buckle your seat belts; you’re in for a wild ride of unfiltered, unpretentious comments.

It might seem hard to believe it now, but there was once a time before we all knew and loved Lawrence. Then she walked onto the red carpet, admitted that she peed in the woods while filming The Hunger Games, and the world was never the same.

We’ve all been there: You’re at a cool party, and you want to dance with a really famous pop star so you hatch a plan with Jimmy Fallon to make all your dreams come true. Then that plan fails, and you’re like, ohh.

It’s bad enough having to avoid your friends in real life and on social media after the latest episode of your favorite TV show airs, but celebrities also have to deal with reporters blurting out spoilers on the red carpet. Jennifer, we’d never ruin Homeland for you. Never.

Are you starting to notice a trend here? Lawrence is just really, really good at interviews. Further proof: Take note of the three stages of publicly spilling something, courtesy of Lawrence at a Catching Fire press junket in Spain: First, you panic. Then you hide the evidence and hope that nobody notices. Finally, you play it off and offer some mints to your laughing costars.

This, more than anything else, is what we all would do in that situation.

Lawrence has rocked many different looks over the course of her career – between hair color, hair length, outfits and makeup, she always keeps us guessing – but none of them have managed to capture her essence quite like the unibrow and moustache that she drew on her face after a night out in N.Y.C. But seriously, how does she manage to still look stunning, even with a face full of marker?